Pronunciations that slay me

Robbers are wobblers. And almost all bad things may be attributed to the wrongdoings of said wobblers.

Confusing is confooozing.

Lid meant look. That one threw the only babysitter Zola ever had for a loop. Babysitter was a certified children's speech therapist and couldn't figure out that Zola was asking her to look at something when Zola would point and say, "Lid! Lid!"