Ya Big Ape!

Giving Ms Z a bath the other night, and not wanting to get my clothes soaked, I was wearing boxers.

"Put a shirt on!"

"Excuse me?"

"Put a shirt on, please."

"Ok, I'll go ahead and do that, since you asked so politely."

I get up, grab a shirt from my room, come back, and sit down.

"Button it up!"

Me, laughing: "Why do you want me to button it up?"

"You look like a gorilla."